Creepy Cube Girl’s Superior Intelligence
I imagine there is at least one of these people in every office in the world. It’s the creepy, make you uncomfortable, quirky (in a bad way), has no concept of cleanliness or personal hygiene, obnoxious person in your office. I have one. I call her Creepy Cube Girl (CCG).
I have never encountered this kind of person before. It’s like meeting someone (or something) from outer space. I’m entirely creeped out and being around her makes me want to run home, bathe and make sure I’m current with my vaccinations. She calls herself a type 4 personality and astrologist. Yup, if you are willing to risk getting hepatitis B then CCG will give you a reading. Hopefully the moons are aligned in your favor.
But the real reason I am writing is because CCG apparently has superior intelligence. She claims her IQ is so above normal that people with average intelligence don’t understand her because she’s just so above them. No joke. She is so incredibly smart that she not only sees colors, but hears them. CCG also has the ability to smell sounds. I don’t know about you, but that sounds like side effects as a result of exposure to toxic waste or bad drugs from the 60′s. Seeing as she is not old enough to have lived through the hippie era, I would say maybe she’s just high all the time. Clearly, there is an explanation for this and I definitely don’t think the answer lies in a high IQ. Just saying.
Sarah
haha, I love “CCG”. I hate is the person who sits near me who clips their nails during the day. Seriously that sound is torture!!