Annoying Cube Girl

If you follow me on Twitter, you are already very familiar with Annoying Cube Girl (ACG). However, if you are not fortunate enough to read my ramblings let me paint you a picture. Annoying Cube Girl is an almost 50 year old woman who works in my office. She an over-sharing, skin tight wearing, stampede walking, stupid question asking, loosey goosey, well endowed woman who infects everyone she is around. She has no filter, no concept of personal space, nor an ounce of common sense. She is constantly late, can’t follow directions and on roughly a three hour delay regarding any office email or announcement. Everything must be explained to her at least four times before she kind of, sort of gets it and she will ask and/or say the most random shit…all the time. Oh and every shirt she owns is painted on her and cut waaaay too deep to be office or age appropriate, for that matter. This is Annoying Cube Girl.

I work with her everyday. No I have not become an alcoholic, though she has the ability to make me want to drink heavily at 9:01AM. If I attempted to recount every event over that last five months regarding ACG, I would be well into my New York Times Best Seller. But I will not. There is no need to go over her OB-GYN visit, her bodily functions, the men she’s sleeping with or dating from Match.com or her most recent ailment. I’ll spare you. However, please note that they are stories to come.

4 Comments on “Annoying Cube Girl”

1. Cavities & Cravings

   October 29, 2011

   

   Looking forward to future stories. She sounds PSYCHO!
2. Eden Lords

   October 31, 2011

   

   nice
3. Alexandra

   October 31, 2011

   

   Ahahaha OMG please post a story soon, this sounds too funny
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4. Amber

   November 8, 2011

   

   She sounds frightening. Skin tight clothes? At 50? I don’t even like skin tight cloths on 20 somethings. Ack! I feel for you.

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